the life of an irritating guy

seriously, i wonder how people can be so irritating... i wonder if they do it on purpose... i mean maybe everyday they wake up and say.

"good morning world! i wonder how i can irritate someone today! let's see what i can do... i know maybe i can go to office, and slack off purposely. make sure that i don't have a computer terminal to use so that i can sit down next to bettina and stare at her computer screen for 15 minutes. yeah that sounds like something irritating that i can do! ohhhh... that's not irritating enough. maybe i can snoop around on the things on bettina's desk. hmmm let's wait til she's on leave so that i can flip through that notebook she always brings to meetings. oh and to make sure that i'm the ultimate irritant, i'll make sure i scold vulgarities all the time. F this, F that... yeah. i'm sure the girls in the office will be irritated by that."

can you believe that there's someone SO IRRITATING???? this guy is horrible. i gave him suggestions like why don't you try someone else's PC, why don't you go back down to your department. he doesn't even take the hint and go away when i ignore him blatantly. i asked him "um, so are you going to sit here beside me the whole day?" in a sarcastic tone before he went away.

maaaannn... i think he takes the cake for irritating-ness. tsk. why am i surrounded by irritating guys.